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Calleo Crowe ([personal profile] perfectsymmetry) wrote2010-11-07 11:09 pm

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[There's a new villain in town tonight, Mayfield.

The problem? You can't see him. But, all over town, under the cover of darkness, your homes are being broken into and your valuables are disappearing right under your noses. Mostly, any expensive jewelry, from rings to watches or anything similar that looks valuable and interesting will be gone.

Crowe's always tried to hide the fact that he was raised to be a thief, and that his stealth, pickpocketing and breaking & entering skills are superb. But now? Now he's realized that he's been wasting his potential in this town, and can finally do what he was born to do. You might catch a blur escaping your window, or leaping from tree to tree, but other than that, he's going to be hard to track down. Unless you're a super hero, of course!

And with his new super villainous tendencies, he'll be found gloating from a rooftop from a recently-ransacked shop downtown. He's dressed in black, formfitting, silent-moving clothes, a black trench coat, and sneakers with just a simple domino mask. He holds a bag over his shoulders containing his stolen goods. He's a classy villain after all, none of those crazy costumes for him.]


Ha! This town is full of nothing but dead-eyed fools. It's almost boring stealing from them! The security is pathetic and the so-called heroes are a joke. I'll have everything in this town for myself in no time at all!

[Up until now Crowe had managed to avoid the candy, and had noticed that people in town were acting odd... but alas, even he succumbed to it. Anyone who wishes to confront or chase after him is more than welcome to! Also, because he's a super classy phantom thief, attractive young gentleman - who are not acting as superheroes - may find themselves approached with these new gifts! Oh ho ho ho~]

[[And OOCly, this is the mun asking permission for Crowe to steal things - either breaking into your homes, picking your pockets, whatever. He may even leave you a totally awesome phantom thief calling card! And trust me, anything he steals from you, HE WILL RETURN TO YOU after this all wears off.]]

[identity profile] shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[I hope your body is ready Crowe. 'Cause we goin' into overtime, doing funky fresh-ass moves all over this bitch. Hope you got your dancing shoes on, cause you're going to be doing a lot of it.]

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
N-No! How dare you--!

[Lucky for Crowe, the kid is fit and agile - he's more mortified than anything right now. He's going to try his best to break this hideous influence and escape!]

[identity profile] shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[That's good Crowe. Hope you come up with some idea soon, cause it's time for the motherfuckin' Hustle.]

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[This dancing! So irresistible! The only way to break it must be to counteract it with something undancable.

Crowe's knowledge of music is very limited, so he suddenly starts singing the first thing that comes to his mind that's way too tough to dance to: I Am the Walrus by the Beatles. TAKE THAT, FUNK!]