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Calleo Crowe ([personal profile] perfectsymmetry) wrote2010-04-01 07:31 am
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8 - April Fool's Day Event

...what is with these bloody phones today?


[Answers with a quiet voice] .....hello?

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, if you figure it out on your side, perhaps we can use what you learn here!

[identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been months and we haven't gotten any closer to figuring it out, I'm sorry to say. I'm trying to get a lock on your signal so that we can keep in contact in the future, but it's like trying to hold onto a wet fish, keeps slipping away.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Trying to not sound horribly disappointed, and failing.] Ah. Well um, somehow I'm not surprised. But I appreciate your help anyway....

[identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...! *erk, erk* I've got your signal right now. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about 2010! That's two years before the ancient data system known as the internet was destroyed because a business called "AOL" took over the megasite Youtube... December 12th, 2012! I remember it... they called it the day the world was destroyed, or something like that.

[identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
About what? 12/12/12?

Sure I am. It's in all of our history books. It was a chaotic time in Earth's history.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kirk's caught himself a pretty gullible fish on the end of his hook.]

I... that's just... absurd. You can just tell he's trying to imagine this on the other end of the line.]

[identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is it absurd? It was a huge event in history and I was taught it young... no more than fifteen for sure.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I just... are you sure? I mean they're just companies, how...?!

[identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughter* Relax, relax, relax... I'm just joking a little with you. April Fools, and all. Humanity hasn't done anything too stupid. Yet.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH GOODNESS. SO EMBARRASSED. If you could only see how red he was.]

Ahaha, I thought it sounded too absurd to be true... um. So it's April Fool's Day? Ah, I'd been so busy I hadn't noticed...

Wait! Does that mean everything else you told me...?!

[identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*quiet laughing* No. Everything else I told you was the truth. I don't know if that makes things better or worse...

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Um. Well I'll take your word on it, then. [He chuckles.]

Again, thanks for your assistance. I suppose I should have known getting outside assistance was too good to be true. Even if you found the location, I wonder if you could getting if we can't get out...

[identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't come down there, I could just beam you up to the ship.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Beam" up? I don't think I follow.