[Doofenshmirtz is walking home from his job at the bakery, shoulders slumped and discouraged looking. He's not a total newbie, but new enough to be holding himself with wariness...

So hey! There's a guy offering him a pamphlet!]

Ehn? Explain? I think I've got a good grasp of the basics of this town. Can't leave, rooming with people you hate, all of your things have been taken, every moment is torment...

[He sounds bored as he rattles it off.]

She never went into much depth on that, this place has been more irritating and less horrifying...

[Time to open that pamphlet! While still giving the occasional suspicious look to the young man.]