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[HEY MAYFIELD. Something weird is going on with your local uber-polite nerd boy. He receives a package in the mail after getting home late in the day, finding it sitting on the porch. He opens it there, and is ecstatic about what he finds inside - anyone who's watching only sees something in a small black canvas case. Grinning widely, he tucks the case into his coat pocket, throws open the front door of his house, planning to go and call Kay Faraday - and he disappears!

The mystery package Crowe received is causing him to teleport randomly whenever he passes through a doorway to somewhere else, anywhere else, in Mayfield. Maybe he's in YOUR house! Maybe he's intruding on something embarrassing/hilarious/crazy/fun. Whatever the result, Captain No-Common-Sense here will take awhile to gather that the package he received is causing the chaos. And he'll arrive in your home/business completely flustered and apologetic.]

O-oh goodness. How is this even happening?! NOW where am I?!

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[Crowe was in the hallway of a random home now, second floor. The Captain was yelling through a window in the nearby bedroom that had an open door.]

Please kid! Help! I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ die!

[It takes Crowe a moment to get his bearings straight. Then he sees where the voice is coming from, and runs over to the window. He has no idea what is going on. Oh god.]

W-what, now where-- Oh my god! S-Sir, how did you--?! [He flings the window open in a panic.]

[Oh ☠☠☠☠! The window opens, The Captains grip slips and he goes tumbling through the air. Floating and swaying away with the breeze.]

☠☠☠☠! Call the ☠☠☠☠ air force kid!

[His last words as he was heading down the road.]

"☠☠☠☠"? H-Hey, what--?! [He watches the Captain float away helplessly. He turns around and runs out of the room to get outside and follow him... or he would, if he didn't disappear once he got to the doorway.]

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