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[perfectsymmetry]

[HEY MAYFIELD. Something weird is going on with your local uber-polite nerd boy. He receives a package in the mail after getting home late in the day, finding it sitting on the porch. He opens it there, and is ecstatic about what he finds inside - anyone who's watching only sees something in a small black canvas case. Grinning widely, he tucks the case into his coat pocket, throws open the front door of his house, planning to go and call Kay Faraday - and he disappears!

The mystery package Crowe received is causing him to teleport randomly whenever he passes through a doorway to somewhere else, anywhere else, in Mayfield. Maybe he's in YOUR house! Maybe he's intruding on something embarrassing/hilarious/crazy/fun. Whatever the result, Captain No-Common-Sense here will take awhile to gather that the package he received is causing the chaos. And he'll arrive in your home/business completely flustered and apologetic.]

O-oh goodness. How is this even happening?! NOW where am I?!

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[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[Margot is sitting -- fully clothed -- in a bathtub filled with water. She may or may not be poking a rubber ducky along the surface of the water (if that gets out he will die).

The water seems to be helping in keeping her fire powers at bay, if by a little. That hasn't stopped a couple of towels from being singed, however.

And hello there familiar boy in my bathroom. GET OUT.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Crowe was in the hallway of a random home now, second floor. The Captain was yelling through a window in the nearby bedroom that had an open door.]

Please kid! Help! I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ die!

Assume this is the second day?

[tsukurimasho.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone teleporting into my room. [Dangerous tone of voice, immature and snobby.

Hello, Crowe. You might see Chiyo here with her blue school uniform on. But if you've EVER seen her before, you might know that she's the sweetest girl in the town (unless you tease her). Now? Not so much.]

[passes-out.livejournal.com]

[He had just poured himself from trying to forget the chaos going on outside his house when he turns to see Calleo in his kitchen.]

Ah!

[His hand moves immediately to his chest trying to stop his now restless heart.]

How did you get in here?!

[ahoge-goddess.livejournal.com]

I believe the word is "Incident".

[Shinki is noticiably smaller]

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

[Coraline jumps and whips around to glare at the intruder in her room. The Seeing Stone's influence transforms Crowe's image in her mind into someone she knew from back home.]

Wybie you stalker! What are you doing in my room?! Can't you even knock?!

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

[Congratulations, you've just teleported into Kay's bedroom immediately after her first test use of the malfunctioning Little Thief. The scene you see is thus: a full-room green-tinted holographic recreation of a waiting room in a courtroom. There is a horribly disfigured corpse wearing a red suit with ruffles lying there on the ground. Kay is collapsed to her knees in shock, just staring straight at the body as tears silently run down her cheeks. Enjoy!]

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

-YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF EIRIN'S PUKE-

[your-reanimator.livejournal.com]

*Welp. Dr. West had been in the middle of fiddling with his newly regained reagent ingredients. He doesn't look too thrilled.*

...Can I help you?