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[perfectsymmetry]

[HEY MAYFIELD. Something weird is going on with your local uber-polite nerd boy. He receives a package in the mail after getting home late in the day, finding it sitting on the porch. He opens it there, and is ecstatic about what he finds inside - anyone who's watching only sees something in a small black canvas case. Grinning widely, he tucks the case into his coat pocket, throws open the front door of his house, planning to go and call Kay Faraday - and he disappears!

The mystery package Crowe received is causing him to teleport randomly whenever he passes through a doorway to somewhere else, anywhere else, in Mayfield. Maybe he's in YOUR house! Maybe he's intruding on something embarrassing/hilarious/crazy/fun. Whatever the result, Captain No-Common-Sense here will take awhile to gather that the package he received is causing the chaos. And he'll arrive in your home/business completely flustered and apologetic.]

O-oh goodness. How is this even happening?! NOW where am I?!

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[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[Margot is sitting -- fully clothed -- in a bathtub filled with water. She may or may not be poking a rubber ducky along the surface of the water (if that gets out he will die).

The water seems to be helping in keeping her fire powers at bay, if by a little. That hasn't stopped a couple of towels from being singed, however.

And hello there familiar boy in my bathroom. GET OUT.]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[SUDDENLY, CROWE, IN YOUR BATHROOM DOORWAY. He looks back and forth quickly, then sees Margot in the tub. He yelps and looks away, not seeing she was fully clothed]

A-AH! M-M-Miss Margot!! I'm so sorry!! I-I have no idea-- What is going on?!

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[Curling up; would shoot some flames at him, but it fizzles from the water on her hands.]

What the fuck are you doing?! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF KNOCKING?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Crowe was in the hallway of a random home now, second floor. The Captain was yelling through a window in the nearby bedroom that had an open door.]

Please kid! Help! I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ die!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[It takes Crowe a moment to get his bearings straight. Then he sees where the voice is coming from, and runs over to the window. He has no idea what is going on. Oh god.]

W-what, now where-- Oh my god! S-Sir, how did you--?! [He flings the window open in a panic.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Oh ☠☠☠☠! The window opens, The Captains grip slips and he goes tumbling through the air. Floating and swaying away with the breeze.]

☠☠☠☠! Call the ☠☠☠☠ air force kid!

[His last words as he was heading down the road.]

Assume this is the second day?

[tsukurimasho.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone teleporting into my room. [Dangerous tone of voice, immature and snobby.

Hello, Crowe. You might see Chiyo here with her blue school uniform on. But if you've EVER seen her before, you might know that she's the sweetest girl in the town (unless you tease her). Now? Not so much.]

Sure, it'll take him that long to figure this out. 8D

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[He looks around trying to figure out where he was, then sees Chiyo glaring at him. He's definitely recognize her from school.]

O-oh! M-Miss Chiyo! I'm dreadfully sorry, I don't-- I'm not sure how this keeps happening!

[passes-out.livejournal.com]

[He had just poured himself from trying to forget the chaos going on outside his house when he turns to see Calleo in his kitchen.]

Ah!

[His hand moves immediately to his chest trying to stop his now restless heart.]

How did you get in here?!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Well, this house is familiar at least. But Crowe looks so desperately lost.]

Oh! Mr. Crane! I... I don't know!

[passes-out.livejournal.com]

[He sighs and regains his composure, putting down his glass and smiles.]

Well, considering all the strange goings on about this town, I would have to take an educated guess that it would have to do with what we received in the mail. I received one too yet I have not opened it to discover the contents. I am almost afraid to open it now.

[ahoge-goddess.livejournal.com]

I believe the word is "Incident".

[Shinki is noticiably smaller]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[At this point, Crowe just stands in the doorway after appearing out of nowhere, his eyes wide and looking totally defeated.]

I.. what? Oh, I'm sorry miss, I don't mean to intrude, it's just... _incident?

[ahoge-goddess.livejournal.com]

I seem to have...shrunk.

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

[Coraline jumps and whips around to glare at the intruder in her room. The Seeing Stone's influence transforms Crowe's image in her mind into someone she knew from back home.]

Wybie you stalker! What are you doing in my room?! Can't you even knock?!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe is scratching his head and sighing as he appears in your doorway.] This still isn't-- Eh?! What? N-no, I'm not a-- Something weird is going on, miss, I'm sorry!

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

The least you could do is use the window! You can't even stalk right! [She walks over to bop his shoulder.]

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

[Congratulations, you've just teleported into Kay's bedroom immediately after her first test use of the malfunctioning Little Thief. The scene you see is thus: a full-room green-tinted holographic recreation of a waiting room in a courtroom. There is a horribly disfigured corpse wearing a red suit with ruffles lying there on the ground. Kay is collapsed to her knees in shock, just staring straight at the body as tears silently run down her cheeks. Enjoy!]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe's feeling completely helpless at this point. He appears in the doorway, bracing for anything. The last thing he was expecting was ending up in Kay's house. It takes him a moment to absorb the scene.]

I-- w-what? What is--? Miss Faraday! A-are you ok?!

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

[It takes a few moments for Crowe's presence to even register, but eventually Kay numbly turns her head.]

"I-it wasn't supposed to happen like this... I didn't input any of this!"

[She starts to shake the machine in her hands.]

"Why are you showing me this! Work right, damn it!"

[Kay begins wildly pressing buttons, causing the scene to fizzle and blur periodically, but it always comes back to the same grisly scene, with Edgeworth's corpse front and center.]

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

-YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF EIRIN'S PUKE-

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[WHAT WHAT OH GOD WHAT WHY WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHY DID I JUST WALK IN ON SOMEONE VOMITING

There's a guy who appeared out of nowhere and is now freaking out wordlessly. This is the worst day ever.]

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

... I'm sorry, but...

What are you doing in my bathroom?

-Eirin is just the picture of devastated humanity right now. She looks feverish... she's quite ill.-

[your-reanimator.livejournal.com]

*Welp. Dr. West had been in the middle of fiddling with his newly regained reagent ingredients. He doesn't look too thrilled.*

...Can I help you?

oh god oh god!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[His head darts around trying to get his bearings straight again.]

Er, ah, now where.... O-oh! I'm sorry, it's just, something really weird has been happening, I don't mean to intrude!