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[perfectsymmetry]

[HEY MAYFIELD. Something weird is going on with your local uber-polite nerd boy. He receives a package in the mail after getting home late in the day, finding it sitting on the porch. He opens it there, and is ecstatic about what he finds inside - anyone who's watching only sees something in a small black canvas case. Grinning widely, he tucks the case into his coat pocket, throws open the front door of his house, planning to go and call Kay Faraday - and he disappears!

The mystery package Crowe received is causing him to teleport randomly whenever he passes through a doorway to somewhere else, anywhere else, in Mayfield. Maybe he's in YOUR house! Maybe he's intruding on something embarrassing/hilarious/crazy/fun. Whatever the result, Captain No-Common-Sense here will take awhile to gather that the package he received is causing the chaos. And he'll arrive in your home/business completely flustered and apologetic.]

O-oh goodness. How is this even happening?! NOW where am I?!

Comments

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

The least you could do is use the window! You can't even stalk right! [She walks over to bop his shoulder.]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

W-what? No, I'm not stalking, I swear! Something very strange is happening. Every time I try to leave a room--

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

Excuses.

So, what are you really up to?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

N-no, really, I'm not really sure how this is happening. Sorry that I had to intrude like that, but I don't know how to stop it!

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

Stop what? What kind of mess have you gotten yourself into this time?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, I've just been-- "this time"? M-miss, I really do think you have me confused for someone else.

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? And what's with this whole "miss" deal?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Y-you called me... by some name. My name is Crowe, miss. Um. I don't know your name so I don't know what else to call you. Sorry.

[spunky-explorer.livejournal.com]

No you're not! You're Wybie Lovat, you dork! I mean, I guess I know why you'd want a name change since Crowe sounds better, but you can't fool me by playing dumb!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I assure you miss that I have no idea who you're talking about. I don't know anyone by that name!