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[perfectsymmetry]

[HEY MAYFIELD. Something weird is going on with your local uber-polite nerd boy. He receives a package in the mail after getting home late in the day, finding it sitting on the porch. He opens it there, and is ecstatic about what he finds inside - anyone who's watching only sees something in a small black canvas case. Grinning widely, he tucks the case into his coat pocket, throws open the front door of his house, planning to go and call Kay Faraday - and he disappears!

The mystery package Crowe received is causing him to teleport randomly whenever he passes through a doorway to somewhere else, anywhere else, in Mayfield. Maybe he's in YOUR house! Maybe he's intruding on something embarrassing/hilarious/crazy/fun. Whatever the result, Captain No-Common-Sense here will take awhile to gather that the package he received is causing the chaos. And he'll arrive in your home/business completely flustered and apologetic.]

O-oh goodness. How is this even happening?! NOW where am I?!

Comments

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

... I am a doctor.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh that's right. Um. I-is there anything I can do? I hate to say it, but you look awful!

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

Putting me out of my misery is a nice option.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

W-what? Don't say that! Is um... is there something I can get you?!

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

... Pardon me.

-BLAAAAAAAAAACH-

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

_{Oh god.} O-oh, let me go and--

[He turns around to leave the bathroom, but as he passes through the door, he disappears into thin air. I suppose for him it was a good thing as he didn't know what he was going to do for her anyway.]