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[Phone call filtered from NPCs]

U-Um. If anyone here knew Hol Horse, ah... He's droned now, and I think for good. His things are gone. It's sort of funny, you know... Um, funny in that weird way. He was talking to me the other day cryptically, about how if he was gone. And now this. It's unsettling.

At any rate, I was wondering how many other people in town had motorcycles, or something like it. Would anyone be interested in a race? I thought it might be fun. We can set up something on the highway.

( [Call filtered to 846 Goldberg] )

( [Call filtered to Ruri Hoshino] )

[Did you ever notice that the more you try to avoid something, the more it continues to show up in your face? That's the problem Crowe is having with the prom.

He's not really been in a socializing mood, not to mention he knows he'll never find a date. A lot of his friends already seemed paired off, even though the event was announced just this week. So naturally, because he doesn't want to go, it seems to be haunting him wherever he goes. You'll find him:

A) Politely trying to turn down a nerdy drone girl's offer of a date. Crowe is one of the few people in town who actually feels bad for drones, but there's no explaining to them that drones aren't allowed in to this event. Or that you'd rather not go with an brainwashed automaton. Or a girl. But that's beyond the point, really. While being gentle about it, the girl eventually starts to cry at the rejection before running off. Crowe looks beyond exasperated.

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B) In the halls between classes, being followed by a recently-redroned BFF, who pleasantly chatters away, while Crowe looks like he'd rather be dumped in boiling oil.]

I think I'm going to ask Suzy to go! Boy, it'll sure be swell. I hope she says yes!

Yeah. Good luck.

What about you, Calleo? Have you asked anyone yet? What about Jeanie? I hear she likes you!

Maybe.

You better hurry up, before someone else asks her!

Okay.

[Someone, please rescue him.]

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C) A drone art teacher has approached him now, asking if he'd like to be the official photographer for the dance. Never mind that Crowe doesn't want to go, or that drones aren't welcome to this particular festivity. The teacher prattles on about how Crowe has been improving a lot these last few months and that he knows what a good job he'd do. Crowe looks a bit confused, but mostly unimpressed. But maybe if his friends are going to insist on dragging him to the actual non-drone prom, then photography would be a good way to keep his mind off of being a dateless wonder.

You might find him practicing with his camera around school later, since he hasn't used it in a few weeks. He'll be snapping some candid shots. Smile for the camera?]

[Well this was confusing and distressing. Crowe woke up with a strange girl in the car, sleeping peacefully next to him. He was wearing clothes he distinctly remembers not putting on, and his hair was all combed back. The girl was all dolled up in 1950s attire, with hair bows and a floral dress. A generic movie played on a drive-in screen in front of them.

Just another day in Mayfield.

He immediately tried the car door - locked of course. Same with the one behind it. He didn't have his lockpicks on him, but opening a 1950s car door shouldn't be hard, right? First, though, he should probably wake up his mystery date.]

U-Um, excuse me....?

Is... is this the sort of topic this town talks about frequently? It's, ah, it's not a very proper thing to be talking about with the whole town like that! There may be children listening....

Plus, uh... plus... _{I believe them to be overrated anyway.}

[The phone is hastily hung up!]

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