It gets harder to believe, but be honest

N-Not like that, I mean, just listen to what a stupid, s-stammering, spineless git I am! I-I was even too afraid to ask you anything for the longest time a-and the one day while out on the motorcycle a-and you confessed to me, I couldn't even believe it since it w-was like something from a-a movie or the like g-getting your first kiss on a tall hill wh-while sitting on your motorcycle and dear Lord in Heaven I probably sound like a complete creep r-right now since you don't remember me a-and-- [At this point, the rambling switches to Italian, like some sort of defense mechanism where his brain is trying to save him from more embarrassment. He'll probably keep going unless you stop him.]