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perfectsymmetry[ACTION: Are you new in town? Wandering around looking lost? Staring and gawking at the drones and identical houses with a growing look of dread across your face?
If so, a tall teenager will shyly approach you. He's carrying a newspaper bag, but instead of the daily news, there are pamphlets poking out. He has a quiet voice and a light Irish accent.]
Ah, um, excuse me. Couldn't help but notice that you, um, seem to be feeling your out of place. I can explain, if you's like.
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[PHONE:]
Um.
N-No one's seriously considering the position of police chief, right? It's so suspicious... what if you get droned into the role, like Grad-- er, Evan Olney probably was?
If so, a tall teenager will shyly approach you. He's carrying a newspaper bag, but instead of the daily news, there are pamphlets poking out. He has a quiet voice and a light Irish accent.]
Ah, um, excuse me. Couldn't help but notice that you, um, seem to be feeling your out of place. I can explain, if you's like.
--
[PHONE:]
Um.
N-No one's seriously considering the position of police chief, right? It's so suspicious... what if you get droned into the role, like Grad-- er, Evan Olney probably was?
Is there a link to the pamphlet? I've seen other people link do it but I didn't bookmark it D:
Date: 2011-08-11 02:34 pm (UTC)[He stops skimming, and starts to read more closely.]
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Date: 2011-08-11 04:39 pm (UTC)I-If you ask me, it's something like power gone wrong added with a horrible social experiment. Also gone very wrong.
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Date: 2011-08-11 05:43 pm (UTC)Social experiment....
[The pamphlet was read. Intently, oh so intently. Doofenshmirtz's expression went from blandly disinterested, to very interested indeed, to absolutely apalled.]
This... this doesn't even make any sense! There's no motive behind it! No... no reason for all of the...
[He gropes at the air, words escaping him.]
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Date: 2011-08-11 07:08 pm (UTC)I-I know. It's terrible. I'd like to think there's some reason for it all, n-not just... mindless torture. Lucy Smith will be the only one with answers, though, and she's not about to tell us.
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Date: 2011-08-11 08:12 pm (UTC)[He fishes a pen from his pocket, and makes sure to circle that name a few times. And then underline it.]
Speaking as a villain with no small amount of experience in scheming and being horrible, I'd like to think there's some reason for this. We may just not know it. These things can be... obscure. Childhood trauma and... so on.
[Awkward cough. He folds the pamphlet up, and tucks it into his pocket.]
So how long have you been here? How much of this have you lived through?
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Date: 2011-08-11 11:42 pm (UTC)W-Wait... did you say you're a villain?
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Date: 2011-08-12 12:10 am (UTC)[He puffs up slightly.]
Yes! Of course I am! But I've never done something like this! [He gestures around at Mayfield in general.] What do you take me for?! I'm evil, I'm not a monster!
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Date: 2011-08-12 12:41 am (UTC)I-If you say so, sir. "Evil" doesn't quite begin to cover this place.
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Date: 2011-08-12 05:48 am (UTC)...I was getting there.
[Sigh. This place is depressing.]
Thank you for the information. I should be getting home.
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Date: 2011-08-12 01:10 pm (UTC)Sure. Um, if you have any other questions, just ask, yeah? My name's Crowe.
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Date: 2011-08-12 07:51 pm (UTC)Ah! Right, of course we're not from the same place! It would be only natural that you have not heard of me. Ha ha.
Maybe I'll give you a call, once I've had time to think this all over.
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Date: 2011-08-12 11:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-13 01:04 am (UTC)[He turns to go, brow furrowed in thought.]